Christmas Turkey by Arrogant Worms
Turkey takes a buzz saw to your palate. Shocking and tart, the innocence of Saint Nick and open-fired chestnuts is swept aside by a screeching assault of irony and farce. The perfect antidote to the humdrum holidays. Best served with dried fowl and hardened fruitcake.
Tracklist
| 1. | Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass | 1:23 |
| 2. | The Christmas Song | 1:40 |
| 3. | Santa Got Arrested | 2:18 |
| 4. | Christmas Sucks | 3:54 |
| 5. | Things Are Looking Bad For Santa | 2:24 |
| 6. | Christmas Turkey Blues | 3:47 |
| 7. | Oh God I'm Santa Claus! | 2:49 |
| 8. | Christmas Is Almost Here | 2:15 |
| 9. | Dad Threw Up On Christmas | 2:02 |
| 10. | The Same Christmas Cake | 2:59 |
| 11. | Christmastime | 3:12 |
| 12. | Christmas Blues | 3:08 |
| 13. | Christmas Hangover | 2:46 |
| 14. | Vincent The Christmas Virus | 1:48 |
| 15. | Christmas In Ignace | 2:14 |
Credits
released November 5, 1997
