Film Girlfriend from The Amateur by Audrey Mills

Don’t make me the woman in your window
Silence, my lamb, our true romance is gone
You’re more melodramatic than a Pickford picture
More unreliable than Rashomon

Fellini is a type of pasta, isn’t it?
And Tarantino is a bit of a dick, let’s admit it

I don’t know about movies
That doesn’t mean I don’t like them
I don’t know about movies
Guess I can’t be your film girlfriend
I think I’m more into TV
But I’ve still never seen Seinfeld
I don’t know about movies
But at least I’m not an incel

Just like Godard, you used to leave me breathless
But, as of now, I’m bluer than Pierrot
This thing moved faster than a script by Sorkin
But I’m not your Rosebud, so leave me in the snow

I’m a little too Mitski, I’m a little too Misty
For your carefully curated taste
And when I get on my Britney, when I get on my Whitney
I can’t wait to see your face
Can’t wait to see the look on your face

I don’t know about movies
That doesn’t mean I don’t like them
I don’t know about movies
Guess I can’t be your film girlfriend
I think I’m more into TV
But I’ve still never seen Seinfeld
I don’t know about movies
But at least I’m not an incel

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