Ranch Hand from Naked Solidarity by Baby Jessica

Walk up to me at the party please
And ask to hold my hand
Invite me back to your private suite
And cover me with ranch

Bring the party platter and
Invite over your friends
Then set me out as a centerpiece
An offering of Han

Don't I look tasty
Don't you wanna consume me
Don't you wanna eat me up
Don't you wanna degrade me

Add a leafy garnish and
Tell your parents that
You've met a girl who's as good as green
A cake to eat and have

Don't I look tasty
Don't you wanna consume me
Don't you wanna eat me up
Don't you wanna wear me down
Can you give it all you've got
Don't you wanna undo me

• Rock
• extended food metaphor
• grunge
• indie rock
• ranch
• rock n ranch
• Seattle