Tina Turner from Shoe Shine by Bad Jokes

Uncle Michael and my dad are in the back room
hanging out with Tina Turner on the couch

They're pretending like the kids don't ever notice
But it's hard to overlook those funny mouths

And the children
They're all busy with Nintendo
They're all drinking Coca Cola
chilling out

Granny Junie says her boys are going loony
Takes the kids out for a movie on the town

Then Tina Turner takes another call on her burner
'cause Tina Turner really likes helping out lads
like Uncle Mike and dad

And Tina Turner
She's unconcerned with sleeping
And Tina Turner
yeah she really makes me mad

Uncle Michael makes his voice like Donald Ducks
and he says words like 'shit' and 'fuck' to make me laugh

I'm pretending to be sleeping when the business
in the back room down the hallway's going down

But through the crack
I saw Tina Turner turning all these funny different colors
in my eyes

Tina Turner
She's a funny kind of person
She's the kind of girl to take you by surprise

Then Tina Turner takes another call on her burner
'cause Tina Turner really likes helping out lads
like Uncle Mike and dad

And Tina Turner
She's unconcerned with sleeping
And Tina Turner
yeah she really makes me mad

I'm in the living room hoping they open
the closest exit out from Tina
I'm hoping they open their eyes

I'm in the living room crossing my fingers
She lingers
Oh her name is Tina
I'm hoping they come out alright

I'm in the living room talking to people I made up
Put their names on paper
I'm hoping I've spoken them to life

• Experimental
• blues
• folk
• punk
• soul
• Oklahoma City