CNTRCLTRFUKR from PET'S by Black Condom

KISS THE GOAT

(the three tirades are all played together over the bossa nova portion, all improvised early in the morning)

#1 (screamed through a distorted amplifier) -

"TWEE POP NOIZE HELL MOTHERFUCKER!! FUCKING CHAOS!! REAL SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT SHIT!! WAKE UP YOUR PARENTS SHIT!!! -i honestly have no clue what im screaming here- *MANIC LAUGHTER* WHOOOOOOO!!!!"

#2 (panning quickly, in a southern drawl)

"fuckin' chaos... real second hand embarrassment shit! honestly, real wake up your parents shit. this here is REAL hip hop.... s'real free jazz... 1968 uh... fusion pop! lemme finish .. uh, like fusion pop, industrial breakbeat stuff REAL hard like, vocal swing... s'like vocal bossa nova kinda swing.. with some uh... sludge influence. it's like... i'll tell ya .. its' like... the real..uh..it's like sabbath riffs influenced by the emerson lake and palmer of crunk and uh, little bit uh dream gaze.. uh maybe death gri- DEFINITELY ABSOLUTELY death grip inspired.... GOAT uhh... it's like phillip glass .. but VERY crass. real punk musick for your children."

#3 (panning quickly with pitch shift)

"Now I actually went to Kendrick Lamar's home. His wonderful beverly hills homestead and i said, i spoke to the man, i said, 'Kendrick! you got a beautiful estate, you look handsome, i think we should collab together on a new hit CD. I think we're gonna make beautiful music together' And, Kendrick lamar does not speak. He speaks through puppets! Kendrick Lamar spoke to me through his puppets. Kendrick Lamar has never kissed a girl, this is insider information, i'll tell ya right now, he's never been kissed... His home has NO toilets in it. I went to Kendrick Lamar's home, tried to find a toilet, and there were NONE. I said, Kendrick! You make such good musick, you're so rich, how can you not own a single lavatory in your whole mansion?"

• Experimental
• electronic
• Hanover