Census from Trad Wife by Pumpkin Mouth

Werewolves
Werewolves and percentages

Werewolves, percentages
Werewolves and percentages
Werewolves, percentages
Werewolves, percentages

Where were the werewolves
In the American consensus?

Did we take out consensus of the
Percentages
Of werewolves?

How many werewolves are living in my town?
How many werewolves are living in my square mile?

Werewolf percentages, werewolf percentages
Where were the werewolves
When they were taking the census?
Werewolf percentages, werewolf percentages
Where were the werewolves
When they were taking the census?

I think the consensus is that werewolves
Aren’t part of our known languages
They don’t speak English
They don’t speak any known languages
So they’re not a part of the censuses

They’re sensitive, with razor claws
Sharp as the morning sun

Razor claws sharpened by the sun
The consensus is
They won’t be part of anything

What a shame for werewolves everywhere

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