Paprika from Trad Wife by Pumpkin Mouth

Tostitos and Fritos
Doritos and Cheetos
I love these text
They love with itos

Crunch em in my mouth crunchy crunchy
Crunch em in my mouth crunchy crunchy

I love to crunch on the brains
I eat brains for breakfast
Brains aren’t too crunchy unless you dehydrate them
I’m going to dehydrate all the brains on planet earth

Some of them will need some salt
And some of them will need paprika!
I love paprika!

Cinnamon
Cinnamon toast crunches crunchy
Fried bread crumbs are crunchy
Potato chips are crunchy
Your fingernails are crunchy

I like to snack on fingernails except for ones from that guy
Who guys sends me pictures of

Do you eat fingernails?
Fingernails
Would you eat fingernails?
Fingernails
Would you eat fingernails?
Fingernails

Crunch crunch crunch goes the rat in my brain
Eating what’s left of my cranium
Crunch crunch goes the rat in my brain
Eating what’s left of my cranium

My eyebrows
Have been plucked and waxed and threaded
And all sorts of things but why?
Why do we decorate our eyebrows?
Why do we do it?
Is it to attract the male gaze?
Do males think about my eyebrows?
I don’t think so
I’ve never been rejected over the basis of my eyebrows
But maybe I have but did not know

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