Granny Magnet from SUBMISSION by Canadians In Space

Granny Magnet

He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet.

He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet

The Nanarchists go wild,
He’s honey to the Granny Bees.
Curry to the Nans,
Mushy-mushy OAPs.

He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet

Ethel at the church,
Beryl at the chip shop,
Edith on the bus,
Fanny in the Morrisons.

Big shop, big smile, coming down the cheese aisle.

He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet


Reenie on the roof,
Wendy at the window,
Doris at the door
Olive in the Ottoman.
Ottoman, ottoman, never seen a hotter man!
Ottoman, ottoman, she’s never seen a hotter man!

He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet

He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet

He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet

He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet

He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet
He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet

He’s a Granny Magnet, He’s a Granny Magnet

• Comedy
• Musical Comedy
• Pop
• Storytelling
• musical comedy
• pop
• rock
• soap popera
• story songs
• storytelling
• Barnsley