Influencer from Dumbstruck by Captain Chemical Band

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Oblivious to everyone, cell phone in her hand
Shoots her videos quickly, before she gets banned
Dancing through exotic places anyone can visit
She makes it look exciting, but I really wonder, is it?
She’s always looking glamorous, elegant, and neat
Whether looking through jet windows or just a toilet seat
You can see the pricey tickets that she got for this show
With Photoshop and chromakey, she’s always the front row
Her whole existence is just a giant scam
It should be criminal, but no one gives damn

‘Cause she’s an influencer – she’s an influencer
Spread through social media like a bout of influenza
She’s an influencer – she’s an influencer

She’s really not that cute, even when she tries to dance
She’s got no followers on her Only Fans
But pay attention to her, and not those other stars
She’s gonna be the first influencer on Mars
Now I feel her influence spreading over me
She goes to all these places that I really want to see
If she recommends your place as something folks should do
All her fans will come next time they visit Timbuktu
The only difference I can see, to take a thread and pull it
When I do things they are real, when she does them it’s bullsh-

She’s an influencer – she’s an influencer
Spread through social media like a bout of influenza
She’s an influencer – she’s an influencer
Influence me!
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Now she’s at a restaurant begging for free food
Cause everyone who watches wants to know what she just chewed
She’s gonna tell her followers how great your food can be
Especially since you just gave her a cheeseburger for free
Invited to great parties, hangs with the VIPs
Though no one seems to know her, and they think she’s just a sleaze
She’s got it all – ten followers, a buck of revenue
Parties, travel, glamour, crazy things that you can’t do
She’ll fake it till she makes it, which likely will be never
But her unwatched videos will live on the Internet forever

She’s an influencer – she’s an influencer
Spread through social media like a bout of influenza
She’s an influencer (Is that what it’s called?)
She’s an influencer (Frankly, I’m appalled)

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