Walmaganda from Telic Ramble by calmcalmcalm

Manager, 2020: Alright, let’s give me a rhythm!

Broadcaster, 1995: Let sleeping dogs lie

And I say: No!!!

And you know what sleeping dogs I’m speaking of, right?

No?

Well let me refresh your memory.

Communists!

Comm-u-nists!

Oh, now you remember…

Well do you also remember how a few years ago all we ever talked about was how every household would be run by Communists and their filthy Communism?

Don’t you get it?

Am I the only one who gets it?

Communism never dies!

Communism is a cancer!

A cancer sleeping!

Awaiting every moment, waiting to devour our freedom!

To devour Democracy!

Oh I know what you’re thinking…

You’re thinking this guy’s just a horrible, right wing reactionary who’s father beat him everyday with a bible-

Well maybe that’s true but it never did me any harm!

All I’m saying is a few years ago people used to listen to me…

I fit in!

The Russians, they can try to take all they can, but don’t you forget it friend- Or else you’ll find yourself lining up for toilet paper in some Godless world!

Walmart Staff: We are, we are Walmart!

We are, we are Walmart!

(Everybody! One more time!)

We are, we are Walmart!

Manager: Young man,

Young girl,

Welcome to Wally World,

You’re gonna be a cashier someday!

You got a smile on your face,

You love this place!

Moving those liners all over the place!

Singin’

Walmart Staff: We are, we are Walmart!

We are, we are Walmart!

We are, we are Walmart!

Woo!

Broadcaster, 1995: There’s one more thing I’d like to say:

Killer bees!

Forgot about them, didn’t you?

(Instrumental).

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