Cyclone Dicksuck from Ritalin Satan by Cockney Urine

Chorus: Cyclone Dicksuck
Holidays are out of luck
Skies are grey, grim as shit
This hurricane can suck my dick

Awful weather, piece of shit
Pelting rain, suck a dick
Sitting here, on my ass
Goin' no where, fuckin' fast

Fuck right off tropical storms
At the batch can't watch no porn
Up to nil, up to naught
No cash money no bottle of port

No getting pissed on the cheap
No wearing chuck on the beach
Takin' a dump where jailbait piss
Are you into coprophagia, sis?

Cunts yarnin' on about Israel
Counldn't give a shit just want some tail
Political debates and a bottle of rum
Scullin' spirits on an empty tum

• Punk
• Punx!
• Sleaze
• cunt
• dirt
• shit
• Invercargill