Jeremy Kyle from Ritalin Satan by Cockney Urine

Chorus: Jeremy Kyle, in denial
Humiliation, across the nation
Dragged through the mud, publicly
Sure this is good for my self esteem

Shootin' up smack since I was 14
Dead beat dad and alcoholic I've been
Snortin' coke in a parkin' lot
Did I mention I suck alot of cock?

Tattoo'd my whole face stupidly
Look like I give a shit what you think about me?
Girlfriend banged 17 men and got clamydia
Graham from aftercare says I should get rid of her

Got a gobby from a pensioner for 5 pounds
Inter special children with a basset nosed hound
Impregnated my girlfriend's sister
Got real drunk so I had to fist her

Sexual contact with everyone here
An ass is an ass, don't care if Im queer
Lifes inevnvyable such a mistake
See the results after the break

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well well.
He was lying.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well well.
You are not the child's biological father
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well well.
She was lying.
You go this way, you go that way and Grahame from aftercare will give you the perpetual band aide that wont fix a fucking thing.

• Punk
• Punx!
• Sleaze
• cunt
• dirt
• shit
• Invercargill