Lawrence from deli llamas by deli llamas

Lawrence can’t come down
Lawrence can’t come down
Lawrence can’t come down
Lawrence can’t come down
You know it’s such a big tree
He’s wearing such a little frown

I never felt a need to try and stop him
Not until the branches started rocking
That’s when his little whiskers started twitching
And I could see that he was wishing that he was a squirrel
Or a chipmunk
Or something other than a cat

Friday night I was looking for a party
So I called up my drinking pal Marty
But he went out with his sister’s friend Kathy
So I decided that Lawrence would join me in a little fun
I bought some catnip
And some tequila for myself

I hope he doesn’t fall
I hope he doesn’t fall
I hope he doesn’t fall
I hope he doesn’t fall
You know I feel so guilty
It’s not his fault at all

Saturday morning I’m sitting watching Star Trek
My head is wanting to split just like Quebec
I get to wondering where my little friend is
I found him forty feet up in a maple with his head in his paws
So I woke him up
That’s when he noticed where he was

All the neighbourhood boys, fire trucks and noise
Are scaring little Lawrence half mad
And as my conscience burns, if there’s one thing I’ve learned
It’s that substance abuse is universally bad
’Cause this is your brain
And this is your brain on catnip

Lawrence can’t come down
Lawrence can’t come down
Lawrence can’t come down
Lawrence can’t come down
You know I feel so guilty
He’s wearing such a little frown

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