The Uprising from CRAB by Brain Sweat

Now let me tell you a secret The next time you find yourself At the local mephedrone clinic

If you ask they’ll give right to you A bag of condoms and lube Maybe that'll make you less of a cynic

Now bag in hand the only thing i could think to do to myself
Has me headed down to the nearest sea shelf
I find myself looking left and looking right
I swear to god
There’s not another soul in sight
Now figuring that that suits me
I find an outcrop of rock
Next to some eddy

Now i lay my feet down Working up the stone My toes began vibrating Into their bones As i recall what happened to me With so many a blown nasal cavity

As I reach the top I look into a once tranquil sea There’s a million beady eyes Staring back at me They start lurching left and lurching right And I can tell They have me in their sight

And from the water Like a thousand tiny spies Pair after pair Of glowing eyes And they have me in their sight And they’re ready to fight And that’s how the uprising began that night

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