Bullshit from Super humanoids by echobeat

There’s an invisible man
And he’s living in the sky
Watches everything you do
Every minute every day

The man has a list of things
He doesn’t want you to do
Otherwise he will send you
To a place of agony

But he loves you
Oh he loves you
It’s true

Come on, dude
This can’t be serious
Come on, pal
No this can‘t be real
Don’t tell me
That you’ll fall for that crap

There’s that guy in the desert
He has got ninety-nine names
You must pray him on four legs
No less than five times a day

The man urges everyone
To kill heathens in his name
And to wrap up your mute wife
In a black shower curtain

Yes he loves you
Oh he loves you
It’s true

Come on, dude
This can’t be serious
Come on, pal
No this can‘t be real
Don’t tell me
That you’ll fall for that crap

[ in homage to George Carlin ]

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