Double Brownlee from Hates It by Ed Muzik

Well I’m twice the man that I should be
With a flowing double chin and a beer belly
Another week filled with spouting shit
I need to kick back and relax a bit

Waddling with an enormous load
Look left, look right, just cross the road
Demo companies are the ones I favour
Potato top pies are the ones I savour

Another round of Double Brownlee
I mean, c’mon. Just how bad could I be?
I might get titchy, like a hot nor’wester
But when the clock hits 2 I have a siesta

Spend all day, spitting bull crap
I got every maccas marked on a map
Knick knack paddywhack give the dog a bone
My sausage fingers can’t use the phone

I know I’m doing well, I’m feeling the love!
The Christchurch Old Boys are my favourite club
You know I’ve got a super-phat bassline
Did I say bassline? Sorry, meant waistline

Another round of Double Brownlee
I mean, c’mon. Just how bad could I be?
I might get titchy, like a hot nor’wester
But when the clock hits 2 I have a siesta

Slugging back on a Double Brownlee
I can’t see straight, I don’t feel healthy
I’ll run this town, until I get bored
I’m your overweight, Ilam-based overlord

Tahi rua toru wha
You can walk I’ll drive the car
Rima onu whetu waru
I swear my offer is good value

I make the laws up as I go along
It doesn’t even matter if I get it wrong!
I don’t know why the peasants moan
Forget green or red, you’re in the brown zone

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