Porno Flashlight from Porno Flashlight by Emulated
Tracklist
| 1. | Porno Flashlight | 2:32 |
Lyrics
[Intro]
In the dark, in the dark, in the dark
[Verse]
At your local gas station,
This incredible sensation awaits:
A rechargeable flashlight... that has a screen!
You can use to watch... things... in the dark.
You can also connect with singles in your area.
[Chorus]
You should see if they got one,
'Cause they're selling out quick!
I got mine, I plugged it in.
In the dark, after working a long day,
I held its succulent screen before me.
In the dark, as I drove home for the last time,
I saw the ad on the screen
And thought about how incredible it was,
All for the low price of ninety-nine ninety-nine!
[Outro]
But wait, there's more!
In the dark...
A rechargeable flashlight... that has a screen!
"Why?" you might ask.
Well, I'll tell you!
It's a rechargeable flashlight
You can fit in your pocket.
In the dark, this thing is unreal!
In the dark, in the dark.
