SAD 2024 by Enter The Miners

Thomas Jefferson died on July 4th 1826

May the fourth of July
When he died died died
Jefferson died
He died died did
No no no doctor nothing more
he clutched his heart and fell to the floor
Is it the fourth
Is it the fourth of July

kiss the flag before I die
fourth of july kiss the flag before you say goodbye
kiss the flag before I die
it's the fourth of July


Cross my heart
And hope to die
Stick a needle in my eye
James Hemings forgive my lies
cross my heart and hope to die
stick two needles in both of my eyes
and forgive me for my lies

and he took the needles out of his eyes
blood dripped down down down his whole body
and pooled
ina puddle
around his feet

and then suddenly the ghost of george Washington appeared
and shackled jefferson's feet
as he screamed no no no no no
and he pulled him beneath the earth

and he met joe biden

Good bye
Ahahhoouuu