wash from >///< by magenta

i need to get the fuck out of this laundromat. I keep staring at the guy across from me and wondering what it would feel like to sit on his lap and feel his hand around my neck. He's probably married anyways. Not that I would really mind ruining that. I wonder if you stuffed me inside how long would it take before I died? and how would I? the spin cycle might rip me apart, there's not a lot of air in there, would I suffocate? or drown? Whatever it is my body will be clean when it comes out. I think this washer would look sexier if my blood was slowly dripping out of it.

The Fictional Muzik Kontraption manifested somewhere in the Oort cloud outside of our solar system and over billions of years made it's way to earth. After unearthing it, scientists decided to turn it on to see what it does. It produced the following songs.