Carry Me from Stay Home by The Hypnic Jerks
Tracklist
| 5. | Carry Me | 2:24 |
Lyrics
5. CARRY ME (HOLLAND).
THINKING 'BOUT MY LIFE IS REALLY BRINGING ME DOWN,
I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT MUCH EXCEPT FOR LAYING AROUND
(SO) I WHINE ABOUT IT JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE.
A PARASITE LAYING LOW ON THE FLOOR.
I'M JUST A PUNK WHO'S ALWAYS HITTING THE SNOOZE.
YOUR PARENTS MADE ME BROWNIES BUT IM STEALING YOUR FOOD
(SOME) PEOPLE THINK I SHOULD BE SEEING A SHRINK.
THEY'RE NOT AS BRAINDEAD AS I THINK.
WHY DON'T YOU CARRY ME
WHEN I'M TOO LAZY TO WALK.
TAKE MY IMPORTANT CALLS
CUZ I'M WAY TO DUMB TO TALK.
A SUCKER, A FUCKER ALL ROLLED UP INTO ONE.
WOULDN'T THINK I COULD GET DUMMER BUT I'VE ONLY BEGUN
(TO) IS IT YESTERDAY? I'M REALLY NOT SURE.
MY WHOLE LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG BLUR.
I THINK I'M ROTTEN ALL THE WAY TO THE CORE,
ARE YOU SOMEONE I HATE? OR SOMEONE I IGNORE?
(OH) I'M SICK OF THIS SO I'M GONNA GET DRUNK,
THE BALLAD OF A USELESS LUMP.
WHY DON'T YOU CARRY ME
WHEN I'M TOO LAZY TOO WALK.
TAKE MY IMPORTANT CALLS
CUZ I'M WAY TOO DUMB TO TALK.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING ME TO DO,
ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES ANYTHING CONCERNING ME AND YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU CARRY ME
WHEN I'M TOO LAZY TO WALK.
TAKE MY IMPORTANT CALLS
CUZ I'M WAY TOO DUMB TO TALK.
SO TAKE MY PARTY HAT AND RIP IT RIGHT OFF.
I WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
IF I WASN'T SO EXHAUSTED.
