Sexorcism! by aQa

This gramophone recording has been designed for use in situations where the devil has, by force or by guile, taken over the body of an innocent. Where this is the case, these recordings may be all that stands between the subject and his eternal damnation.

The High Priestess should bring with her with the necessary canes, flails and rods and, after ensuring that they are in good repair, lay them out in careful order, so that any of them can be selected quickly as their use is required. The subject - or at least, the demon suppurating within him - may set up a dreadful caterwauling on seeing these tools set out before him.

Let the Priestess speak to her subject in a calm and measured tone, making him understand that She will drive the devil – or devils - from within him. Let her secure the subject firmly with ropes and cords until the afflicted victim cannot move.

The possessed subject may, at this point, commence to plead, to promise, even to swear on the lives of his children that there are no demons within him. Ignore these ramblings! Satan would not be Satan were he not to lie each time his lips move!

The Priestess may, at this point, ready the gramophone by blessing it with the Water of Life. Where no whisky is available, the Priestess should make – and use - her own water. A few drops are all that is required to bless the gramophone. Remember - LESS IS MORE.

These recordings were made in a laboratory environment, on thrice-blessed equipment. THIS IS NOT A TOY OR GAME! The gramophone recording itself has been blessed by scientist-priests to the highest standards the modern world has to offer.

In use, the recording should be inserted into the gramophone or radiogram and the 'SHUFFLE' or 'RANDOM' function switched to ON. Remember - every demon is unique in its habits, appearance and demands. Thus, our approach must too be fluid if we are to conquer the darkness. At this point, should the demon attempt to engage the Priestess in conversation, the subject should be GAGGED. FIRMLY.

This gramophone recording has been developed with SEVEN individual hymns or 'tracks' therein. Each of these hymns or 'tracks' is sectioned into four or five verses or ‘sections’. By first blessing the gramophone and then selecting the 'SHUFFLE' or 'RANDOM' control, the voice of the Most High may whisper to the Priestess and direct her in the most appropriate methods of removing Satan’s representative from the afflicted subject.

Since these recordings have come into your hands, it is your solemn duty, as a soldier of the Lord, to alert others, who may or may not be afflicted, of their existence.

Lo, it is better to have these and not to need them than to need them and not to have them.

Tracklist

1.	the first hymn	9:08

2.	the second hymn	12:47

3.	the third hymn	11:45

4.	the fourth hymn	13:48

5.	the fifth hymn	12:50

6.	the sixth hymn	8:10

7.	the seventh hymn	8:27

Credits

released February 13, 2018

All pieces recorded between August and December in the year of our Lord 2017. All folding, spindling, mutilation and reconstitution completed January 2018. These recordings must ONLY be used as a last resort, following the instructions above. No responsibility will be accepted by aQa - or anyone else - EVER - for any loss, damage or eternal suffering brought about by incorrect usage of these recordings. Go in peace and may the deaths of all those you have ever known or loved be painless.

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