Lettuce from Prepackaged Salad by Jack Bertelli

I take a look outside
What do I see?
It’s a leafy vegetable
Waiting for me
What’s it doing here?
So nice and green
It’s amazing and beautiful
Oh I love

Mmm, lettuce
It’s a wonderful food
That makes you feel ok
If you put it on a sandwich

‘Cause it makes you feel healthy
Forget about the calories
That you’ve had all day

But the calories don’t go away
Just because
You ate a little piece of lettuce

It’s my favorite kind
It’s not romaine
I stopped eating that around 2018
What we have right here
A nice iceberg head
It just tastes like water but
I still like it anyways

Mmm, lettuce
It’s a wonderful
That makes you feel alright
If you put it under wings

It’ll make you feel healthy
Forget about the calories
That you’ll have tonight

But the calories don’t go away 
Just because
You ate a little piece of lettuce

Just a salad for dinner’s okay
If you’re trying to watch your
Cholesterol

Lettuce
It makes you feel healthy
And gives you lots of nutrients
‘Cause it’s basically a leaf

And society says it’s ok
To consume

Lettuce

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