Drip Dry from Jaxon Haldane by Jaxon Haldane

A drip dry wedding dress,
That's what they say she has.
She'd make a good wife,
If you're planning on a short life.
'Cause in six months or less,
She'll find a new address,
With the guy that lines up next,
To get his tux pressed

Well All the boys in town who know from women,
Say she's not the kind of girl to take back home.
If all you want from love's a rollercoaster,
She's just the kind of ride you wanna go on.

No sense of self respect,
but there's a cure for that.
She'll keep her ego revved.
With all that empty sex.
And all those fawning men,
With their free beer and gin,
Who take her home with them
Time and again.

Well All the boys in town who know from women,
Say she's not the kind of girl to take back home.
If all you've ever been is broken hearted
She's just the kind of girl you've always known

A drip dry wedding dress,
That's what they say she has.
She'd make a good wife,
If you're planning on a short life.
'Cause in six months or less,
She'll find a new address,
With the guy that lines up next,
To get his tux pressed.

• Folk
• banjo
• guitar
• saw
• singer-songwriter
• solo artist
• Winnipeg