Aeroplane from Twos by jay suttin

Good afternoon ladies n gentleman thank you for choosing norfkoast airlines
Now Sit back relax and let us get you high

Come n climb aboard my aeroplane
I got kick back seats n free champagne
Topless hostesses with real big brains
Who puff n pass fat spliffs n key cocaine
This is your captain speaking I don't know where to land
I cant control my jaw n look at the size of my hands
I'm a half full half glass away from being half smashed
Someone tell that fat slag that dicks a can a slim fast
Ye want a sip a suttin sweet, see if it'll help your thirst
I bring the fuckn heat these days so
part your lips n blow me first
N yes there's every need to curse
I feel it gets my point across
I'll fuck ye up ye cunt, pass that fuckn joint across
Soaring like an albatross my feathers rarely ruffled
I always like the cards I'm dealt cos I'm the one that shuffled
Play your hand man.. bring your big bubble
First I'll burst ye on the river then I'll drown ye In a puddle

Suck a pus filled duck billed platypus dry
Through a tip top straw if i thought I'd get high
Brew a pot a mushy tea to feed my psychedelic mind
N top it off with sticky green n multicoloured lines
Anything to open up an altered state of psyche
view the universe anew through my third eye nightly
I Penetrate the aperture n let the colours incandesce n dance around with nothing on n try to make the world be friends
Your like a ham piece sham please
N i'm a meat free beast n I hate cheese
But je suis grande n your so petite
Don't parle merde to me be quiet tout suite
So stay asleep sheep n bring me baksheesh
I want a couple dogs bollocks n some bees knees
Been in the deep freeze beneath the bleak seas
But now I'm back to be the cream atop a crappy crop a emcees

Come n climb aboard my aeroplane
I got kick back seats n free champagne
Topless hostesses with real big brains
Who puff n pass fat spliffs n key cocaine
N we don't give a fuck if your seatbelts on
I hooked the oxygen masks to big ass bong
Current altitude we're cruising at 13 feet
Prepare to land in 5 minutes in that big fir tree

• Hip-Hop
• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Irish hip hop
• Rap
• ni hip hop
• underground hip hop