Pure leaf from Twos by jay suttin

Check the shape a these freaks isosceles beats
hypotenuse tweaked Hypothesis sweet
See us roll about the mount about 7 dots deep in a super hi vis acting rare as hens teeth
Its that up n coming dirty bastard shite
I put a soaking in your gash with the words I write
I be Bringing heavy flows like a crimson tide
You just gather round my gifts like its Christmas time
Be like Aw please would ye spit us a rhyme n here man what about a feature some time
But naw creature i think it would be wise to decline because your talents too weak when you compare it to mine
You're not the ish kid, your just a damp squib
I be throwing ink around so much my new stuff is my old shit,
Your harmless I'm bringing more weapons than an armed squid
your in favourite snapback sittin sucking on a pen lid

Your Charmless n I'm a fuckin wizard with the conversations
Sparking minds n single handedly uniting warring nations
I'm on a peace pipe promoting love n peace shite
Cracking open narrow minds if only for a wee while
Cos I'm as sure footed as a mountain goat
puffin on a pack a penguins sniffing up a can a coke
Fingerin a dib dab you dribble on my dick lad
You try to keep the pace with me but suttin sets it too fast
So come n get finger in your bum hole I'm making you a man the night n spending all you jam role
On md n good weed n good times n mad vibes
We'll right wrongs n talk shite, pass time with tight eyes
My skin size is king size my sensei was white lines, my muse was abuse of confused little punchlines
The haze in my gaze hides the reasons to hate the demons n heathens that put shit on my plate

I'm comin I'm after ye
It's big dick dastardly
Slappin more bass than a young rick Savage
I be Tappin in to batter ye
your batty raps are crap to me
Go write your ickle scraps
im unraveling a tapestry
Canny stand within my majesty
Been masterin my slabberin to ease away anxiety
Im spittin dirty words to reach a dirty kind a piety
Im Northcoast as fuck n im increasing notoriety
(Get on the bandwagon) all aboard to take a ride wi me
Wankered at the wheel again been drinking to sobriety
Shittin on you pricks who think a rivalling my dynsaty
N Full steam ahead through any fool that tries collide wi me
Im Calling time please on all your rap schemes
Don't rate the rat pack well that's a blaspheme
You made a new track well that's a bad dream
Dbmcs injecting fizz up in a flat scene

More holes in your flow than a box a swiss cheeses
I turn water into rhymes you can call me jay jesus
Ye canny catch the beat
you men collect diseases
I'll get you all in line n then
N then rip ye into pieces
Shoot these bars right through ye like bone mush bone
About time you little fannies just ran on home
Tell them hip hop hipsters sit n watch the throne
I'll be out the back chilling n selling bags a drone
I'm 2 scoops a bastard in a chocolate cone with dirty sprinkles on top with some strawberry flow
Sticking 99 flakes in your Siamese bakes
When I'm spitting on the mic you get the shitting dog shakes

• Hip-Hop
• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Irish hip hop
• Rap
• ni hip hop
• underground hip hop