Shaborling Burley by Wheeler

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PART ONE:
- Warming Up
- Buzz Buzz
- Condenser Man Soaring
- Lemon Semi-Scented
- You're Back On
- Telephonic Accusations
- Authentic Chainsaw Touch
- Stuck In Bed
- Coked Up Violins
- Tamper
- Banshee Speaks

PART TWO:
- Banshee Speaks More
- Retaliation Of The Anti-Pony
- Pacmo The Drug Dealer Fumbles
- What We Lost
- Pacmo The Drug Dealer Overdoses And Gets Reprimanded By A Cosmic Lifeform Beyond Human Comprehension
- Pacmo The Drug Dealers Bad Trip
- An Unreplicable Juvenile Melody

A note from Wheeler:
Thank you so much for picking up this record! Its certainly something I made, the orchestra likes to call it cacophony music, which I will take pride in (that's how I wanted it to be). On an unrelated note, I have to say something, there's something fishy going on with our timpani player, Pacmo. He's so spacey and weird, even Earl and Edgar noticed, and Edgar quite the spacey guy himself. Pacmo also has been sneaking around, changing my compositions, and ruining them to appeal to his artistic vision. I know it's you Pacmo, you're not sneaky. I know you're reading this Pacmo. You're not getting a writing credit, you ruined it.

Tracklist

1.	Warming Up	0:11

2.	Buzz Buzz	1:05

3.	Condenser Man Soaring	0:58

4.	Lemon Semi-Scented	0:21

5.	You're Back On	1:03

6.	Telephonic Accusations	0:51

7.	Authentic Chainsaw Touch	2:33

8.	Stuck In Bed	0:51

9.	Coked Up Violins	0:05

10.	Tamper	1:16

11.	Banshee Speaks	0:51

12.	Banshee Speaks More	0:44

13.	Retaliation Of The Anti-Pony	1:05

14.	Pacmo The Drug Dealer Fumbles	1:04

15.	What We Lost	1:08

16.	Pacmo The Drug Dealer Overdoses And Gets Reprimanded By A Cosmic Lifeform Beyond Human Comprehension	0:41

17.	Pacmo The Drug Dealers Bad Trip	4:10

18.	An Unreplicable Juvenile Melody	2:08

Credits

released March 4, 2025

Compostition and general noise:
Wheeler- Composed, "conducted", mixed, and mutilated
Jonathan Shaw- Multiple SFX taken from "Recorder Comparison" pack (www.jshaw.co.uk)

Compostition and general noise:
Wheeler- Composed, "conducted", mixed, and mutilated
Jonathan Shaw- Multiple SFX taken from "Recorder Comparison" pack

The Vocal Vexations:
OmegaNoodle- Stuffy Producer (www.castingcall.club/omeganoodle)
Revol- Earl (www.youtube.com/@MrQuackson)
Red R.- Edgar, Cosmic Lifeform Beyond Human Comprehension (www.castingcall.club/coral-reef-in-command)
Melody Vanbeak- Pacmo the Drug Dealer

Art credits:
Asher Rees- Photography
Charles Garcia- Lent me his glasses
Wheeler- Effects and graphics

General gratitude and influence:
Derek Wheeler, Frank Zappa, Brian Wilson, Brian May, Russ Morgan,
Gary Wilson, Jim Croce, David Bazan, George Harrison, and
Captain Beefheart (to name a few)

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