Timothy Tuttle from KC.07 by Ken Clinger

Timothy Tuttle (Ellen Miz Ellen)

Timothy Tuttle
Such a disgrace
Tried to blankety blank
The whole human race

Timmy retired
Married a cow
Tied a pistol
To the back of a sow

Timothy
Timothy Tuttle
Timothy Tuttle

Timothy Tuttle
Stranger than truth
Tried to revisit
The scenes of his youth

Timothy
Timothy Tuttle
Timothy Tuttle

Timmy, inspired
Painted great art
Painted a picture
Called it “The Fart”

Timothy’s critics
And there were few
Couldn’t decide
Some wanted to spew

Timothy
Timothy Tuttle
Timothy Tuttle

Timothy Tuttle
So misunderstood
Made a cow’s udder
All out of wood

Timothy
Timothy Tuttle
Timothy Tuttle

Timothy’s wife
That goddess bovine
Engaged a lawyer
Pierson McSwine

Timothy Tuttle
Got his divorce
And promptly remarried,
A flatulent horse

Timothy
Timothy Tuttle
Timothy Tuttle

• Pop
• indie
• Pittsburgh