Grumpy Pants by Kurt Holes

Woke up on the wrong side
Sun ain't shining no bright
Coffee's cold no delight
Feeling off no surprise

Got a hole in my sock
Missed the bus missed the clock
Tripped on a sidewalk rock
Life just loves to mock

I'm just a grumpy pants
Nothing goes right by chance
Stuck in this endless dance
Life's playing pranks with no advance

Spilled my lunch on my shirt
Paper cut my fingers hurt
Late for work I'm on alert
Boss just gave me extra work

Umbrella's lost in the rain
Shoelace tied in a pain
Stuck in a traffic chain
Everyday feels the same

But I'll shake it off tonight
Throw my worries in the light
Dance away with all my might
Find some joy end this plight

Umbrella's lost in the rain
Shoelace tied in a pain
Stuck in a traffic chain
Everyday feels the same

But I'll shake it off tonight
Throw my worries in the light
Dance away with all my might
Find some joy end this plight

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