Christmas Omnipotence by Lumpp
December 21st - the darkest and coldest and shortest day of the year for our half of the globe. In 2012, it was the day the world ended, or something like that. In 2016, it was on this day that Christmas became omnipresent. In 2017, it became omniscient.
Today, I regret to inform you that Christmas has gained omnipotence. "Christmas". That word should have new meaning for all of us today. No longer can we say "Happy Holidays", because Christmas is now the only holiday that exists. Having defeated Thanksgiving and beginning to encroach on Hallowe'en even before this terrible development, we now face the complete annihilation of all other celebrations.
That being said, I made another Christmas album. Please listen to it.
Tracklist
| 1. | A Christmas Carol | 0:26 |
| 2. | In the Beginning | 3:47 |
| 3. | Our Sleighing Song | 4:36 |
| 4. | Christmas Saints | 4:51 |
| 5. | I'm Dreaming | 3:51 |
| 6. | The Christmas Detective | 3:19 |
| 7. | Chords of Christmas | 3:41 |
| 8. | By the Hearth | 2:22 |
| 9. | It's Christmas | 4:33 |
| 10. | Gentle Men | 4:48 |
| 11. | Platinum-Iridium Bells | 4:05 |
| 12. | TechnoJingle | 3:34 |
| 13. | Cords of Christmas | 3:16 |
| 14. | All the Bells on Earth | 3:51 |
| 15. | Finale | 4:01 |
