FLPUTAWABG by Maladroit

A decrepit cd-r (ask your parents) from the early days of the fall of humanity, aka 2002

This is a story about an ordinary breakbeat.

When it was made, they found something wrong with it and threw it away like a piece of rubbish into an old dark sample folder.

Then from outer space, a junglist brought him to life with his outdated tracker software.

He took him to a magic cloud where <REDACTED> gave him special powers.

That break became Maladroit?! That made less and less sense...