sixpac chopra from Trump/Monkey by MTPBThe

i got so drunk last night i crashed my car into a pole
i got so stoned this morning i left my dog at the mall
but now I'm home and my old lady
she wants her meat and she wants her gravy
but I'm all covered in hair
sitting in my dogs favourite chair
just drinking a six pack and watching Oprah
she's talking about golf with Deepak Chopra

yeah momma those golfing analogies are really powerful you know i did what old Deepak said and i looked way down inside
i couldn't find very much
i wish you could learn me all that stuff you writ in those fancy books of yours Deepak
anyway i visualised
and oh baby i guess i found my way after all
thank you Deepak

now I'm driving my van getting a blow job
that Elvis radio station keeps playing Hound Dog
and theres three girls with all over tans
rubbing oil on each other in the back of my custom van

but i guess I'm just drinking a six pack and watching Oprah
and she's talking about golf with Deepak Chopra

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