Oily Bastard from Oily Bastard by Oily Bastard

i'm oily bastard and i weigh seven hundred pounds
i'm not a solid and that's not as bad as it sounds
i can slide through any sort of crevasse that you can imagine
unlike you i don't have any bones to hold me back

i produce oils that are crude and will make you sick
i can turn any sticky pan into a non stick
i have oil glands that produce oils don't you think that's pretty cool
i think so too that's right i think i'm pretty slick
i'm not even technically a human cause i don't got any bones
or arms or fingers or organs of any kind

oily bastard oily bastard
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)

i like to make songs despite not having any ears
don't know how long i've been alive maybe 90 years
i have never worn clothes because i don't have a penis or balls
sorry that i said that but i'm telling you the truth
don't try to play the got your nose game with me because-i
don't have a nose and it will be-awkward-for both of us

at some point i gotta sell the oils i produce so i can supplement my 5 cents an hour music income
i am almost done writing this song or maybe singing it somewhere i'm not quite sure because i'm singing what i wrote i'm

oily bastard oily bastard
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)

oily bastard oily bastard
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)

oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)

oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (tard)

• Pop
• alternative
• chiptune
• fun
• indie pop
• synth
• Denver