Soda from Neohelix albolabris by Patch Brown
Tracklist
| 9. | Soda | 4:03 |
Lyrics
I'm gettin intimate with a can of soda
I like the sugar, baby you're my favorite cola
I'll dress you up in a baby-doll
You're sweet and bubbly you've got it all
It's gettin tingly I'm kind of aroused
My hands are sticky soda pourin out
Don't care about my dental hygeine
Let my teeth rot out while I'm wired on caffeine
Soda I drink that (pop pop pop)
Charmed by its fizziness (pop pop pop pop)
Soda I drink that (pop pop pop)
When I'm takin care of business (pop pop pop pop)
I'd rather die at 22
Than live a life without Mountain Dew
I'll get a tumor filled with exclusively Pepsi
Don't give a hoot if I get epilepsy
Why you servin that Coca-Cola?
I'll still drink it though, even if it's got ebola
I drink Maine Root from the back you don't need to answer
When I told you I was diagnosed with colon can
Soda I drink that (pop pop pop)
Charmed by its fizziness (pop pop pop pop)
Soda I drink that (pop pop pop)
When I'm takin care of business (pop pop pop pop)
