The Zoomsman from THE CRP by Rectangle Creep

So fast—he’s a volt
So vast—an open throat
He’s trashed—take a vote
No result is binding
In his velocity evolution
Call him the Zoomsman

Call the class—pass a note
Rash acts—gimme back my coat
Downblast—ejected from the throat
Endlessly openminded
And he digs your absolution
Call him the Zoomsman

Not a judge or a scale
Or a magistrate
He’s no jailer or mugger
Put “authoritate” from your mind
Just kick it out of your thoughts
It doesn’t apply
To the Zoomsman

Screen’s cold—to the fingertip
She’s bold—offered all her lip
He’s sold—got him in the grip
No one could blame him for trying
To settle on one solution
Call him the Zoomsman

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