Shit-Man from SUBTURDIA EP by Rick the Scientist

Look up in the sky it's a bird, it's a plane
It's shit man! And he's here to save the day
Taking massive dumps on all kindsa evildoers
Doing damsels then it's back home to his sewer

His fighting techniques are quite unorthodox
He'll bonk a burglar with a fistful of shit shlop
He can grow his pubic hair out on command
Swings Throuh the city nimbly on those spindly Little strands

No foe is any match for his ass beams
He bends over and frys the shit out of his enemies
Tea bags their smoking remains
and Says his catchphrase "have a shitty fucking day"

He's kinda mental with exremental elan
he'll Swirly a foe while pissing in the same John
He's got super Simian shit flinging abilities
And a shit eating grin that drops every female to her knees

He stops nuclear attacks occasionally
by inserting the warheads into himself anally
he laughs while his enemies blast him repeatedly
then craps in his hands
smears it on em heedlessley

he aint down with the frank castle lethality
but his methods are by no means sanitary
like how he'll hold his foes heads in his ass cheeks
Use their body as a weapon while he jerks and tweaks

or how he pisses on floors then cracks wise
while bumbling henchmen fumble slip and slide
I can't say that he's cleaning up the city
Because he leaves every scene all kinds of shitty

Still The mayor ain't afaraid to ask for his aid
Sends the shit signal up almost every single day
Never backs down cracks(<butt) down on foes
Let's his brutal excremental brand of justice flow


V2
He was trained in Japan buy a mini wheat
When some dumbasses needs schooling he's happy to teach
Fools starting trouble while shit man's around
Get left beaten black blue yellow and brown

once he put out a fire by SHARTING all over it
saved the baby some tissues a 6-pack and the toilet
he expects no reward for his heroics
but buy him a belgian bomber and he wont not drink it

When he fights crime he blinds his enemies with but slime
The cops find them but naked hanging from the phone lines
Shitmam keeps the city safe if stale
He Farts and blows criminals right to the jail

The citizens of shitroplous always feel safe
Cuza shitmans able asshole and iron taint
rager buldging his silhouette rises on the skyline
ready to bring justice down on the
bad guys - the brown kind

• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Maryland
• comedy
• joke rap
• shit-core
• underground hip hop
• Baltimore