tiny burgers by slim to none

too much work, not enough fun
like a tiny little burger on a big shitty bun

too much tomato, too much lettuce
did the burger gods completely forget us?

tiny burgers, i don't know who to call
look at all the tiny burgers i've thrown at the wall

all of the good things and absolute joys
are buried within all of this noise
...tiny burgers

not enough good days, could've been none
like a tiny little burger on a big shitty bun

seems like i'll never meet my quota
32 ounces of warm flat soda

a glimmer of hope... you better hug it
cuz baby mama papa that's sauce for your nuggets

sauce for your nuggets...oooh
all of the good things and absolute joys
are buried within all of this noise
i'm just waiting for my plastic toys
and sauce for my nuggets yes now please thanks

stays the same wherever i go
these tiny burgers follow me home

Bad recordings by
Craig Johnson