Ew, Pervert! from Obsessive!? by Sour Note Symphony

every minute every hour every day I think of her
I would do anything she asks of me to get a little closer
but I'd like to clarify that my fixation's not erotomanic
rather I'm a researcher, my observation's systematic

at 5 AM she gets out of bed
I avert my gaze as she gets undressed
for breakfast she had a bowl of cereal
and then she put her jacket on and left me alone in her house
in her car she listens to the radio
her favourite song, I know every word
she pulls into the parking lot and locks the car
I'll be waiting in her trunk until she's finished work
how can such a boring girl be so intriguing?
everything about her makes my brain light up
I wish I could crack her open like a book
and read every little detail I just wanna know!

what's your favourite type of ice cream
what's the password to your phone?
I'll do anything you want
except leave you alone
it's natural for a scientist to watch a specimen
so please leave the door unlocked

I've got a coffee cup she threw out
and a piece of gum she chewed
I pick up everything she discards but my interest isn't lewd
let me reiterate, my motivation isn't crude perversion
I am just a curator and nothing will prevent my research

after work she goes out with a friend
I wait patiently for their meal to end
they talk about their bosses and their parents
she says she has a feeling something's wrong but she can't figure out why
watching her from far away is so frustrating
I catch her exiting the restaurant and ask
if she'd sign a consent form for my research project
she just punched me in the face and screamed and ran away

her phone number her home address her birthday and her license plate
carefully collected on my clipboard
this isn't voyeurism this is academics
an enthralling topic to be explored

I sleep under her bed I listen to her softly snore
I always rummage through her thrash I'm always right behind the door
but my methods aren't obscene, it's not salacious or depraved
there's nothing dirty I just have a lust for knowledge

what's your favourite movie
tell me what's your biggest flaw
I wish I could ignore you but you just have me in awe
all I wanna do is analyse your every action
it's something I can't stop

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