Achievement Unlocked from Achievement Unlocked by The Faithful Sidekicks

New Game - Yes

Choose Difficulty: Hard

(You’ve chosen adulting with career)

Roll out of bed
Jump in the shower
Upgrade my costume
Time to use the special power

These levels are getting long
And there’s no cheat code
This game is more than hard enough
But at least there’s a co-op mode

I got through the whole day
Without spilling on my shirt
I didn’t break my diet
With a second helping of dessert

I played an adult today
Achievement Unlocked
I ate my greens today
Achievement Unlocked
I (totally) parked parallel
Achievement Unlocked
I consoled a friend not feeling well
Achievement Unlocked

We approach the looming tower
Of the cubicle domain
We must acquire the gold coins
Without going insane

Worker drones are everywhere
But we are not afraid
They attack with monotony
Time for a weapon upgrade

I faked my way through an idle chat
About some sort of sport
I managed to put a cover sheet
On my TPS report

I played an adult today
Achievement Unlocked
I RTFM'd today
Achievement Unlocked
I stayed awake through the meeting
Achievement Unlocked
I returned your greeting
Achievement Unlocked

We’ve been given an epic quest
Called Assault on the Endless Chores
But first we must prepare ourselves
With loot from the grocery stores

Our Inventory is getting low
Need to smash some blocks of pay
Uh oh the music changed
Time to Fight the Boss: Form 1040A

I played an adult today
Achievement Unlocked
I went outside today
Achievement Unlocked
I climbed a wall today
Achievement Unlocked
I broke an arm today
Achievement Unlocked

I really wish we could reset
And start over today
Or at least reload
And get another play

I played an adult today
Achievement Unlocked
I didn’t get in my own way
Achievement Unlocked
I wrote a song today
Achievement Unlocked
I made a new friend today
Epic Awesome Achievement Unlocked

• Comedy
• achievement
• adulting
• alt-folk
• comedy songs
• filk
• geek rock
• videogame
• Oregon City