Downtown from Roll Model by Toiley T. Paper

When you're alone, sittin on the throne, I will always go
Downtown
If you make brown or just start to crown you know I’ll go
Downtown
Just sit back and let it loose without any pity
I’ll be there for you when things are getting shitty

I'm on a roll
You'll feel so much better there
I will clean out your butthole
To show you I care

I’ll go
Downtown
That's what I live to do
Downtown
When you make number 2
Downtown
I'll always be there for you

I know you saw I’m good at stuffing a bra but I prefer to go
Downtown
Another use is cleaning up all you jizz, but I’d rather go
Downtown

Reach for me anytime you go and make a big stink
If the roll is empty you can find me under the sink

Over or under
It makes no difference to me
I just hang around to clean up
Your Poop and you pee

I go
Downtown
And that’s no lie
Downtown
Cause I am 2-ply
Downtown
I’ll clean up after you

Friends, I know that life can be hard, but you gotta stand up and fight back with all you’ve got! Be brave! Be careless and Don’t take any shit, that’s my job!

Just enjoy the smooth caress of my paper thinness
I'll be there to help you out when you get down to bi-ness
Wiping away
All of your filth and regrets
Doesn't matter if are healthy or you have Tourrets
I live
Downtown
I'll always have your back
Downtown
When I clean out your crack
Downtown
I'll always be there for you

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