Friendship from Roll Model by Toiley T. Paper

J: If you’re ever in a jam, here I am
T: And if you’re ever in a mess, you’d better clean it up.
J: And if you’re ever so happy that you land in jail, I’m your bail. (T: Give me a reason to call you finally)

BOTH:
Friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect little blend ship.
When other friendships will be forgot
Ours will still be hot.

RS
T: And if you’re ever down a well…good luck baby jessica.
J: And if you’re ever in a fire, send a wire.
T: And if you ever lose you’re teeth and you’re out to dine, you can borrow mine. JOHN: Thanks! TOILEY: I don’t have teeth. Don’t worry about it.

Friendship, freindship,
Just a perfect little blend ship.
When other friendships will be forgate
Ours will still be great.

RC
T: And if they ever black your eyes, you probably deserved it. Always shooting your mouth off with those filthy tweets of yours—

JOHN stops playing.

JOHN: (SPOKEN) Toiley, that’s it! I will not sing the rest of this song with you if you don’t sing the right words. Now we got two lines in this verse left and I want you to sing ‘your line right. Got it?

TOILEY: Yes.

JOHN: I don’t want any more of your made up lyrics to insult me.

TOILEY: Okay.

JOHN: Okay, here we go.

J: Well if they ever cook your goose, turn me loose. (JOHN: Sing it right.)
T: And if they’d ever put a bullet through your brain, I’d complain.

JOHN STOPS AND GLARES AT TOILEY

TOILEY: THOSE ARE THE REAL WORDS!!!!!!!

Friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect little blend ship.
When other friendships will be forgit
Ours will still be it.
Ours will still be great
Ours will still be hot.

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