Driving Music by Vast Slug

Tracklist

1.	Take A Deep Breath And Hold It For The Duration Of This Album Because It'll Be More Enjoyable Than Listening To It	0:01

2.	Flat Earth Fuckwit	1:00

3.	Eternal Cotton Pony Ride	0:21

4.	Your Boyfriend Has A Micro-Penis	1:00

5.	Five And Drive	0:16

6.	You Don't Believe In The Theory Of Evolution So I Hope The Theory	0:27

7.	Does Anybody Really Need A Drummer?	1:20

8.	Your Gag Reflex Is Shit	1:00

9.	Priapism Picnic	1:00

10.	Punched Round The Back Of The Head So You Can't See The Bruising	0:27

11.	Free Sexual Assault With Every Haircut	1:00

12.	Mega Karen	1:27

13.	Please, Tell Me More About Your Boring Life	1:32

14.	You Must Be A Piñata Because I'd Need To Be Blindfolded Before I Hit That	0:46

15.	Mourning Wood	1:21

16.	Fucking For Benefits	1:00

17.	Lolita Express: Under 16's Fly Free	0:48

18.	Phillip Schofield Is A Fucking Nonce	1:00

19.	Chris Benoit's Family Values	1:11

20.	Corpse Grindr	1:00

21.	Harold Fish 'N' Chipman	1:00

22.	You Act Like Butter Wouldn't Melt, Bitch	0:46

23.	Repetitive Strain Injury Through Self Abuse	1:01

24.	Dead Wet	1:21

25.	Bottom Feeding Scammers	1:00

26.	Cerebral Ballsdeep	0:20

27.	Unidentified Flying Geezer	1:05

28.	I Look Forward To Reading All About Myself In Your Suicide Note	0:47

29.	In Case You Missed It	1:08

30.	Thoughts and Prayers Do Fuck All	1:03

Credits

released April 7, 2025

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