Charisma Check! from Charisma Check! by yellowpop!

I've been doin this for a thousand years
Raising every single stat that keeps me safe
But I would take a hundred blow darts to the face
If I could try out something new

Every Thursday in your grandma's basement
I try to dazzle you, but I stay complacent
I know it's cliché to make a class change this far in
But I just wanna feel alive again

I wanna work on havin perfect pitch by next week
I wanna tap my foot like an elf metronome
I wanna train real hard to learn how to play
Stairway to Heaven's intro on the piccolo

And if you think you can stop me with sudden enemy spawns
I'll play a tune so sick, they'll forget which side they were on
I am the Lord of the Lute in the Key of C
Hey is the thermostat working?
Is anybody sweating other than me?

I know you're gettin tired of me startin over
I know you wanna see me follow through
Well tonight you're in for a surprise
I bet you've never seen a troubadour shoot fireballs out his eyes

The tremors start in my chest
And work their way to my mouth
The nausea keeps gettin clearer
Like a spirit Geiger count
Can anyone read the needle
Cuz it's startin to shake
Will someone read the goddamn needle
Cuz it's ready to break

I know you're gettin tired of me startin over
It sucks you gotta see me through this hell
Well tonight no one can stop me
Fuck you, yeah, no one can stop me
And if you think you can stop me
Then can we please play something else?

• Punk
• chiptune
• diy punk
• emo
• jazz rock
• ska
• Queens