Aspartame from Your Grandad by Your Grandad

Tracklist

5.	Aspartame	4:59

Lyrics

Saw a high-hanging fruit
I climbed that tree and I retrieved that loot
I took my bite
To my surprise

It tastes like aspartame

It was kind of cute
Two little dogs fighting over a little food
One got the prize
But did he win?

It tastes like aspartame

Aspartame really makes me feel like shit
Aspartame makes me feel tired and weak
But, I’ll eat anything as long as it tastes sweet
I’ll do anything if it makes me feel like

I have no rent to pay
It tastes like aspartame